What is a shit test? How to Successfully Pass Them All

What is a shit test? How to Successfully Pass Them All – Many of you have come across a crap test in some form or another when making your way through a relationship or a date. Chances are you’ve been subjected to one more than one time, without even realizing it’s occurring.

If you’ve had a female react suspiciously to something you said in answer to an off-hand query, you’ve been shit tested.

If she’s gone cold abruptly, for seemingly no reason, and is now ghosting you, you’ve been shit tested.

If she’s changed her manner toward you after a lengthy chat about your dating practices then you, my friend, have been shit tested. And in all those cases, you’ve probably failed.

Shit tests can be split down into 4 basic categories in which you might be tested:

1. Socially. You’re being tested to determine how you fair with your confidence. How well you command a situation, how you communicate with your friends, and how resourceful and charismatic you can be in social circumstances.

2. Financially. Women want to test how independent you genuinely are, or check how materialistic you are. Not all women want a man with plenty of money, but they also don’t want to support someone full time who doesn’t have their own income.

3. Physically. Looks aren’t everything, yet most men’s pride and ego stems from physical looks. This shittest is designed to see how you view yourself physically and how you perform in strength challenges.

4. Mentally. This will put not just your intelligence to the test, but also your ability to figure out what she wants and values. It reveals how you truly tick by breaking your general habits and charm.

Here are some instances of common shit exams, as well as the types of responses that will help you pass.

EXAMPLE 1: I’m sure you say that to every girl you meet.

Wrong response: I have no idea what you’re talking about. Because I’m not a gamer, I believe you misinterpreted me.

Correct response: Well, I’ve been practicing that line all day, so hopefully, it worked!

EXAMPLE 2: I’m sure you didn’t even notice I was gone.

Wrong answer: You have no idea. You’re exaggerating when you say I missed you.

Correct response: What exactly do you mean? Until you returned, I spent hours worshipping the shrine I constructed with photographs of you!

EXAMPLE 3: You’re so frail that you’re unlikely to be able to lift this large box.

I can, of course. Wrong answer: Of course I can. It doesn’t appear to be too heavy, and I’m rather strong.

Correct response: I probably shouldn’t. I flexed so hard the last time I tried to lift a hefty box that I accidentally opened a time portal. I don’t want NASA to contact me again.

Keep your comments lighthearted and avoid retaliating defensively, as this rarely works out well. You have a better chance of passing the test if you can shift the conversation’s focus away from the negative.

I believe this was helpful, thank you for reading through, and do have a nice day.

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